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| Talking Heart to Head
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Heart |
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Head
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Don't be stupid you can
never be a woman
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But it's what I want |
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It's stupid
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I'm a woman |
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Bullshit!
We have XY chromsones and a willy
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It's what I want and I don't think I can cope
much longer in this ridiculous situation
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What are you talking about?
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I'm sick of taking photos, of being obsessed. I'm sick of spending every spare moment of every day dressing up and taking stupid boring photos. Is this a life?
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Well ... It sort of works ... doesn't it?
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NO! Head, listen to me.
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... I have to, I suppose!?
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I am just holding on. I am just keeping the lid on the pressure cooker. I'm just coping ... by not feeling ... not having emotions ... and that my dear head is not a life
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But we're male .... you know, a bloke!
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You're being too literal! You're so ... logical
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And .. you're so emotional!
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I'm your heart, and I'm sick of your domination.
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Tough!
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Look head ... I have an idea ... what if we swap a while
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Errr?
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We have to live together .... we are in the same body
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True
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You must have noticed I'm stressed
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That's an understatement! Just get your act together!
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If you don't admit that I can't live as a male - WE are going to come
crashing down very soon
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Well ... I don't really want to admit it but I suspect you're right.
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Good. So here's my plan. We live as a
cultural woman ... that will be good for me
- and you can go around - telling everyone - that you're transgendered
- and that will be logically accurate for you
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That's true?!
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And there's no need to get into feminist guilt - if you tell everyone
you're transgendered - You won't be reinforcing stereotypes
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I have to give you credit, Heart, you're a lot
more logical - than I thought you were
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And you head, are a lot more feeling - than I thought possible
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Thanks .... I think?
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What's there to lose?
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My willy?
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A small price to pay for your happiness and sanity. .. Deal?
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Deal!?
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Friends for life!
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Let's hope so!
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